CPorCP? The Crack Pipe addition. With crack.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/22/2015 at 01:58 • Filed to: craigslist

Here’s a ‘77 Celica for $7,000. Oooh, $7k, must be in decent shape huh? A real survivor. Well how about NO!!!

The only thing more terrifying than the photos is the description. It has all the goodies.

A poorly executed mod, as you’ll see below:

“It has a 7mgte straight six out of a 86 Toyota Supra 5 speed.”

And this:

“I haven’t driven it, but around the block”

But he’s driven it enough to know this much:

“havent had the time to tune it, it does run and drive gets really rich on the top end and timing is still off”

By the way, he doesn’t NEED to sell it. And it has real promise!

“Dont need to sell just dont have time or money to finish, has the potential for 400+hp.”

And just for a record, it really is a garage queen:

“I have had this car for over 5 years and it has been in the garage more than on the road”

Buddy, that’s NOT a good thing in this case with your barely running piece of shit.

Oh, and don’t waste his time:

“No joy rides serious only please.”

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I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that this is not actually a crack pipe deal.

Meth pipe. Straight up insanity coupled with the use of more meth than Walter White was ever able to conceive of.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/22/2015 at 02:22

“gets really rich on the top end and timing is still off a little so it will sputter under heavier boost.”

Nothing sketchy going on here. Nope! Not here.. Move along.

Sadly, some unassuming schmo will buy it thinking he made the deal of the century.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/22/2015 at 03:00

so much meth being used in that garage!

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/22/2015 at 03:24

$40

AddMustard > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/22/2015 at 05:11

I’ll ‘ave what he’s ‘aving

KatzManDu > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/23/2015 at 13:39

So you’re saying I should jump on these?